One more on the list:

(3)Pure villain and hero

Awesome is like jesus in the sense that it has no prejudice. Every evil and good individual stand a chance to be awesome. We've heard of evil doings by human that send chills down our spine or kind things done by human that send warm up our spine, however, if awesome is capable of human feelings, he would be disappointed by most of the evil and kind doings, because most of them have excuses or reasons behind. A pure villain is the ultimate bad guy, he has no mental problems, no abusive family or a dark past, just a strong appetite for destruction while a pure hero is the ultimate nice guy who has a strong appetite for construction. As known, if God is the ultimate good guy, then Satan is the ultimate bad guy, anything in between is insignificant and in terms of modern description, will not be a material for movie making and to a lesser extent, blog writing. Newton's theory states that for every force, there is an opposing force reacting. Newton is originally a philosopher and he's referring that theory to awesomeness but his colleagues dismiss that theory and claim it is childish, naive and pure bullshit though they are believe to say that in a more polite way.Critics believed that the reason that theory is not published is due to the strong opposition from his other philosopher colleagues who would do anything to prevent newton from entering the biz of philosophy as they have had enough competition already, however, most of the other fields are pretty congested as well, so Leibniz, who has always been newton's greatest rival, made a sarcastic remark on suggesting him to enter the Science field by saying "maybe you can make it in the science field by giving the big guns some benefits".As known, Newton is not very bright when it comes to distinguishing between advice and sarcasm, this is evident in his early years when he's bullied by that guy Leibniz again who told him to "go sit under that tree and continue your day dreaming because that's where you belong!".Newton took that advice to heart and did it, the next thing we know, we got Newton's law of universal gravitation. The facts on anywhere will show you otherwise because this incident cannot be confirmed as Leibniz denied that and his followers prefer to believe that Newton is just trying to ruin their idol's reputation, as a guardian of truth, Newton tried to make a deal with Leibniz for the true story to be published "how about i give you half the credit for my gravitation theory?".As Leibniz has always been sarcastic to newton, he thought newton is seeking revenge by being sarcastic to him now, so he threatens "how about i publish your work of calculus as my own?..differentiation huh?...you left that under the tree that day"..Newton has a soft personality, so he gave in and accepted the friendlier version of the Apple tree story. So Newton ventured into the science field and decided to buy his way to fame using his talent, he gave several of his theories to the Big Guns in the field in exchange for them mentioning his name in any presentation or exhibition.One Big Shot is finally ready to give him the fame he deserve and advised him that he should have a trademark theory, the Big Shot said "like when we think of The Matrix, we think of the Bullet Time, what would you want people in the future to think of when they hear your name?"..Newton replied "i dont know...i mean...i'm not sure...gravitation maybe...law of motion..."..the Big Shot said "well you better make up your mind quick, the organizer is pushing me to submit my theory, i'm gonna delay him for one week and thats all, you'll give me your decision by next week, dismiss!"...Newton said "thank you Sir, i...really appreciate your help, thanks and i guess i better get going "...after Newton is gone, the servant beside the Big Shot asked "Sir,but i thought the dealine is two weeks from now?"...Big shot:"the boy has alot of talent, but he just needs to be trained to be decisive AND to increase his capacity for taking people's shit or he wont make it on the big stage...Besides, who are you to question my decision? the deadline is when i say it is, now get me a coffee, damn i'm thirsty!"..."right away, sir.."...the source of that conversation is believed to be from another servant of the Big shot, as a servant, it is not entirely impossible that he might exaggerate the contents…So, Newton decided to make the law of physics as his trademark, as a man who is still a child at heart, Newton decided to name his theory the Mickey mouse law of physics. Of course, he could not escape ridiculing by the big shots, they told him “kid, that’s a cute name but it just wont cut as the name for a great theory, you have to remind people about yourself even in the name of the theory, we’re deciding that for you.”…Newton said “but I thought that would be more friendly and kids would be more interested in learning physics...if you don’t like that how about hello ki..”….the Big shot cut him off “let me make this clear for you Mr. Isaac, we’re not in the business of entertainment, we don’t want people to take our theory lightly, please, for the good of mankind, let us decide for you”…so now we have the familiar Newton’s Law of Physics and the third law in the law of physics is none other than the one previously mentioned, Newton modified his philosophical theory of  “for every awesome force…” to the scientific theory of “for every force….”  Now that we know the origin of the theory, it’s time to embrace the reacting awesome force to the good, that is, the equally awesome force of bad. A villain is pure only if he’s bad from the core of heart, if you can cut him up and take a closer look at his heart, there wont be any elements of money, women, cars and they never commit anyone of the seven deadly sins, when they rob you it might be due to the fact that you’re the kind that looks like you should be rob, but definitely not because they want your money or anything they rob from you. I’ll let you imagine the rest of the other crimes. These guys fit the definition of bad guys perfectly. Pure. If these guys’ bad blood are the characters’ blood in Harry Potter series, they would be every wizards’ except Hermione. The main awesomeness of these guys is that they do something for the sake of doing it, like visiting your friend just because you want to visit him, not because he’s a friend.. Doing something for the sake of doing it is awesome, same as helping someone for the sake of helping. So the same explanation applies for pure hero.

We have been taught to believe that Michael Jackson, our parents or that guy whose interview with the newspaper filled 3 full pages are among the most awesome figures in our life. However, the fact is there are more awesome people and things than we can afford to know, they are not reported in the news, even if you're the king of general knowledge, you may not detect them if you dont have the heart.Let us begin:

(1)Ninja

Give the name of a famous ninja....how about the name of a famous ninja clan?no idea?..thats because there are none, there are no famous ninja or famous ninja clan. None of us can be an intellectual when it comes to the topic of ninja, the fact being that one cannot even google for information. Unlike other knowledge, take David Villa the footballer for example, he gained major fame after the euro 2008 campaign. Before that, nobody except a few football enthusiasts with an eye for talent(AKA football intellectuals)care about him. Now everyone knows him and one can no longer distinguish a football intellectual from a regular football gambler when it comes to the knowledge of David Villa. I googled Villa and came to know that his first club is Sporting Gijon, using 10 seconds, i'm already a long time fan of David Villa who seems to follow him since his first club. God damn i even know where he was born,now we might have some connection. But thats beside the point, the point is that one cannot know about ninja's fundamental information by simply googling, no ninja has ever hired anyone to set up an official website for them. How do i know? Because there is no official ninja website. Michael Jackson has an official website, one might say "LOL, his fans set up for him for god's sake, you're ridiculous!" but there is always a doubt. That is one of the key awesomeness of a ninja, they dont give two shits about the fact that they are ninja. Everyone knows that ninja are secret assasins thanks to wikipedia which is not entirely reliable. Now, taking another person's life is often despicable and frowned upon, killing has always been perceived as ugly. However, Ninja has given a new life to killing, ninja elevated the status of killing from "taking another person's life" to "neutralizing a target", that is one hell of a status elevation if you ask me, like a guy who message random girls on facebook to a guy who pick up supermodels at celebrity parties. Ninjas made killing look like a piece of art, yes, you can criticize that it's bloody,but you cannot deny the fact that it's beautifully executed. Ninja also do not bother to torture his victims, they dont think anyone on earth deserve such attention, "one clean swipe of katana through your neck is all you deserve" a ninja might say,then again, he or she might not say that since they are silent assasins. a Ninja is not narcissistic and he does not stand there to watch his subject die in a pool of blood as a result of his/her elegant moves, neither will he take a picture using expensive digital camera with his subject's lifeless body with a victory handshape although he deserves to be proud, with the reward that ninja receive for each mission he can buy infinitely many digital cameras to take pictures, but a ninja does not live a luxurious life, a ninja's day is filled by training and his money is spent on his armory like shurikens and whatever, or he may purchase more clothing to better blend in with his surroundings depending on his mission, a female ninja is attractive by nature, enhanced by the strict diet and the frequent training which keeps her body in shape, she does not spend her money on make-up like eyeliner, mascara, lipstick etc, when you give a female ninja these things as present, she may say "what's the point?i'm covering up my face anyway" then again, you may not get to hear that as she would neutralize you the moment you know she's a ninja. A female ninja is appropriate with her clothing so you would not spot any camel toe or hello kitty underwear the moment before your head is chopped off. If your head doesnt fall off due to the perfectly measured cut, then so be it, someone else will get your blood on his shirt but definitely not the ninja. A ninja is neither sadistic nor evil nor righteous. His or her only allegiance is to the mission. If a ninja is captured, my bad, a ninja will never be captured, if a ninja is detected during his mission, then the unlucky one is the detector not the detected. However, if there's a risk of being captured, a ninja will end his/her life faster than a guy who got his first love will change his relationship status on facebook. Unlike famous people who got cancer and spent millions of dollars "fighting" the cancer as they call it in the hopes of one day publishing a book on fighting cancer, a ninja will not give a second thought about ending his own life in a spectacular display of brutal courage when the situation needs him to. Even though he's awesome, a ninja doesnt think his live is important enough that he should "fight" for it by begging his captors to let him survive, he'll try to avoid that situation, not to say a ninja will act like a tough guy, even if a ninja begs for forgiveness, he probably has good reasons to it, maybe just to buy himself time to observe the surrounding for another escape or a backstab, although a ninja doesnt give a shit about honourable fighting, a ninja is also not cunning, you cannot expect anything when a ninja is begging for your mercy, he may perform an unsuspecting backstab or maybe he'll repay your mercy, when a ninja repay your mercy, that doesnt mean he's your friend or ally, a ninja is neither honourable nor cunning, the point is you cant predict what a ninja will do. When a ninja dies, there's no crying, no tribute, no long debate on 'open' or 'close' casket because there's not even a casket for him.There wont even be a fight over his heritage unless anyone is interested with a shining katana and a bunch of shurikens plus a cool outfit for taking facebook pictures.

I'm not overstating when i say that without ninja, awesome would cease to exist.Ninja is to awesome as edison is to science or light or cecilia cheung.

(2)Brave sacrifice

For the majority of us, we're born in a safe environment where "sacrifice" is only limited to poetic usage. That is to say, we never come face to face with a sacrifice of life. Our heart is "broken" when our loved ones leave us for someone else or when our PS2 was stolen. Soldiers who got shot in the heart would laugh their asses off when they're able to see us complain about it in our blog."heart broken my ass!" said the soldiers.Your boyfriend drove 500 miles just to be with you for 5 minutes, but he still got his life with him right?besides, that proves nothing but your boyfriend is experiencing premature ejaculation. It is a well known fact that men would do anything to get laid. We'd almost sacrifice our life to get laid, just almost. That is to say we would do anything short of dying, to get laid. Once a young girl was talking about how her elder sister is more popular among boys, and when she asked them, they all said that her sister "has a nice personality".She said she has tried to be nice to them but they just dont buy it and now she doesnt know wat to do, i tried to comfort her and explain to her that once she start developing breasts, everything will be fine. She didnt appreciate my effort and called me a pervert. The fact says that when women start developing breasts, men start paying attention to their personality, every social networking sites proves the point. Some girls said "my man is different, thats why i chose him". I say not to argue with a christian about the existence of god. Thats enough talking about the obvious, back to the original topic, the closest that most of us have ever seen about life sacrifice is in the movies. However, movies have made sacrifice of life look both awesome and unawesome.The awesomeness of a sacrifice is negatively related to the accolade that one receives for that sacrifice. Ninja would agree to that. Brave sacrifices scenes in the movies that last for too long are considered unawesome, it probably shows the sacrifyee talking too much before dying.Scenes like these are begging to be remembered and therefore less awesome. Awesomeness is a special thing, the more you want it, the less you have it.Having known that, one choice of an awesome sacrifice scene would be a guy(bitten by zombie but not transformed yet)driving a truck full of dynamite into hordes of zombies and smoking a cigarette before the explosion takes place.The smoking cigarette part is necessary as it adds to the awesomeness."smoking cause lung cancer?to hell with it, i'm going to be blown to pieces!".Perfect. except for one flaw, the guy is infected by zombie and he's dying anyway.Yes, it's still a brave sacrifice, but the awesomeness is affected by the fact that he's dying.Making a useful sacrifice while you're dying is like joining facebook because your friends "force" you to join when you're actually joining to save the pictures of their hot friends to your laptop except that the latter case is less noble.Awesome sacrifice only happen for a few seconds "one moment is all you can expect from perfection" i forgot who quoted that and i'm not about to look up for the source because this post is about awesomeness and not about remembering the source of quotes. So one example of a perfectly awesome sacrifice is a scene where one guy hurl himself infront of a launching canon to protect his other comrades,he becomes part of the fireworks. I assume there are alot of similar sacrifices on the battlefield. One important element that adds to the awesomeness of such sacrifice is the non-existence of accolade.One do not have time to think about accolade and gratitude in that split second, one do it for the sake of doing it. There is no legend,no documentary, just a few grateful comrades and a mourning family. We're all going to be lawyers, engineers and architects like our parents intended, living the comfortable life and staying out of trouble and finally dying in a casket. We earn awesome money and live in awesome houses, we dont go several months without our wives, would you trade all that for an awesome way to die or would you want to die as a good father and husband, taking up one more space in the cemetary? for me,i would go for the second choice like i would say edison chen is disgusting.

i have several more on the list but i'll stop here for today, if you can spot the pattern, you can see that those two awesome people and stuffs involve the non-existence of gratitude, they both possess the quality of not expecting you to appreciate them.for this reason, i'm going to break it first that the 'parents' and "boyfriend" is not on the list...it's true, our parents are awesome, but they have mother's day and father's day while your boyfriend is only awesome so long as you're with him, awesomeness has to be permanent, not temporary,nobody has ever ripped up a picture of a ninja and curse him in the blog.

It is actually a good sign that I’m writing less and less, this shows that I am growing fast and talking less. Being an adult is all about working and contributing to the world, keeping the world spinning, less talking and more working is the motto of an adult. “let the result do the talking”, ”talking doesn’t get the work done”, ”stop complaining and do your homework”, ”the amount of talking is equivalent to the amount of work not done” are all coined by adults, remember in last year’s Champions league when Barcelona Fc lost to Manchester United?...what is the only rebuttal that a Manchester united fans use when people are talking about the chances occurring during the game?...that’s right…”the result speaks for itself”…”who is the one winning the trophy?” followed by “I rest my case”….so, here I would like to congratulate Manchester united fans for being mature, or in other words, I would like to congratulate most people for being mature...as much as I hate to admit, I have been slow in my pursuit of total maturity… i averaged one entry per month for the past few months....that’s too much talking for an adult….but you gotta admit that my recent progress have been impressive….

Since achieving adulthood is just around the corner…I’ll start working soon. So, as a heads up, when I start to praise my boss and colleagues, that means this site has been discovered by people I work with…from that point on I’ll tell you the progress of my life, I’ll notify you of any physical illness as I age….assuming that you care…speaking of care..

It has always been true that “do not give a shit” is a desirable personality trait. You’ll notice that when an actor or actress does not give a shit, he always wins.. The media label actors and actress who don’t give a shit as 'characteristic'.. I cant remember the last time i see an actor respond to tabloid news this way?; “really? !.i hope you wont write about it…please?”. We idolize actors who don’t give a shit and we hope to be like them…

Remembering something people do to you is the opposite of  “do not give a shit”, it is generally considered not cool to remember what people do to you, so due to public pressure, dictionarians have invented an unpleasant word to describe that characteristic, they call it ‘grumpiness’ and many negative meanings have been associated with this word. because of this, the number of so-called grumpy people is now decreasing exponentially; we now have actors and politicians who shake hands with each others after a spat, ex-couples who wish each others happy after a separation etc. However, is the number of grumpy people really decreasing as according to statistics or are they just concealing their grumpiness more? Let us refer to the number of school shootings in recent years, if you are well-informed like a person with lifestyle who can give you the exact price of the latest i-phone down to two decimal places, you might have notice that the number of school shootings have increased exponentially , supporters of the do-not-give-a-shit personality have dismiss the result and claim that it is pure coincidence and there is no way grumpiness is related to school shooting. One still cant help but wonder, is this phenomenon a healthy one to begin with? is the grumpys being oppressed? If there is oppression, how can we end it? All questions and no answers makes jack an idiot, let's move onto the solution. the root of the problem for a grumpy person is that they need to balance off after they have been treated unfairly, a grumpy person who doesn’t have a vent to release his frustration is a dangerous person, a ticking time-bomb. A grumpy person can only sleep well after the other party gets the deserving treatment. Living under the more acceptable “don’t-give-a-shit” imagery character, how can a grumpy person avoid exploding without compromising his imagery character? While it is impossible to change a person’s character, today’s topic will be on “how to preserve your don’t-give-a-shit imagery characteristic while making sure the deserving party gets the appropriate treatment.”…here I’m speaking from the point of view of a uni student..

During your time in the university, you’ll notice that you have to do a lot of photostating, the lecture notes, the tutorial answers etc. If you do some of the photostating yourself, you’ll face with the “dude, one more set(DOMS)” situation, this happens when you’re on your way to photostate some notes and come across your coursemates and they wanted extra sets….the notes are usually a few pages so you’ll find that it’s kinda hard to say things like “hey dude, you still owe me RM0.15 for the notes” when they do not pay you after a few days…as a grumpy person, you may lose some nights of sleep over the RM0.15, but RM0.15 can be picked up from the floor anywhere so pretty soon you’ll be sleeping again…however, this is not the case when that situation arises frequently or the intensity is high, for example, you meet four different person on your way to photostating and imagine that happens a few times, that’s RM1.00+…that’s one sausage you’ll not be having for your breakfast…although people like to say RM1.00 is still a small money but noone ever dropped a RM1 bill and not pick up after that, so there’s no chance you’re gonna find a RM1 bill to make up for your loss….you’ll start developing insomnia…what do you do to make up for your loss while looking like you don’t give a shit about RM1?...simple, you pull the same DOMS trick at the right time…for example… try to look for people going to the Uni photostating department and intercept them on the way...do not do this trick at the end of the semester as people will be desperate to photostat answers and notes so the amount of pages will be a lot so it will not be considered casual money…for example, not paying RM2.50 one time is different from not paying RM0.10 twenty five times…I heard from one of the grumpys who is so adept in pulling the DOMS trick and he’s literally making money selling the free notes to junior coursemates…use this technique to preserve your mental balance so you don’t have to resort to killing the people who pull the trick on you…the downside is that you don’t get a Wikipedia page like Tim Kretschmer did… More examples will be given to illustrate the point